Captain Sensible-Revolution Now

Captain Sensible's third album Revolution Now is probably his masterpiece. When I first bought it back in 1989 it was like nothing I'd heard before. Of course Captain wears his influences on his sleeve and over the years I've picked up a lot of records that inspired the man himself. In particular albums from the Canterbury scene.

Missing The Boat is a sad little song that I thought about this morning after dreaming about a girl who I lost to another guy. It can't really be compared to anything I've heard before. Then there's The Shadows type instrumental Smash It Up Pt. 4 originally demoed for The Damned's Machine Gun Etiquette as a tail piece for Smash It Up itself. The Toys Take Over was released as a single in 1988 and was dedicated to the memory of Captain's daughter Bunty who died in a cot death. It's a nursery song with political points about giving children Action Man to play with alongside Teddy and Dolly. S.2 is a lilting instrumental that makes me think about watching a lost love walk down the aisle with her new man. Side one concludes with the Jimi Hendrix tribute A Riot On Eastbourne Pier.

Wake Up (You're Only Dreaming) is a punk pop hyperdrive classic while Green Light proves Captain knows a way or two with a Motown beat. The high powered soul backing vocals are what makes this song. Lib 2/3 is a surreal kaleidoscopic train journey collage with soundbites of political speeches that lead neatly into the title track which was the album's lead single and last release on A & M back in 1987. It's a rant about people who try to make a name for themselves through gimmickry such as Bob Geldof and Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Phone-In is a backlash to some of the stupid remarks Edwina Currie was coming out with back in the late 80s when she condemned the homeless.

Side Three kicks off with a cover of The Equals' I Get So Excited which features one of its writers Eddy Grant on lead guitar. It's one of the best singles Captain ever released but was sadly a flop. Then there's the curious Vosene that is a condemnation of companies that support arms supplies to foreign countries. It features Captain's brother voicing naive opinions to a monotonous drone. The Kamikaze Millionaire is a dig at Robert Maxwell. It's a pop song that ended up being a live favourite and now and again is supplemented by a mock Maxwell House commercial that apes the Mirror Pension Funds that Robert Maxwell promoted. Exploding Heads and Teapots (Past Their Prime) samples Margaret Thatcher at a Tory Party Conference that leads into another pop vignette.

The Coward Of Treason Cove a side long collage of music, sound effects and samples is often cited as Captain Sensible's pop masterpiece that stands alongside The Damned's Curtain Call as a punk prog classic. It originally appeared on the B side of the 12 inch of Revolution Now.

This album has continued to inspire me over the years as I have used a lot of collage ideas in my poetry performances as a way of telling a story. Revolution Now is like Captain Sensible's life story on an album and features a lot of his friends and family as well as ex Damned band mates Paul Gray and Rat Scabies. A great addition to any record collection.

Best Of British

The latest issue of Radio Times has a list of the best British films of all time. Put into categories the British film board have selected the following as the best films of their respective genres;

Comedy: Withnail & I
Love & Romance: Brief Encounter
Social Realism: Billy Liar
Costume Drama: Henry V
Thriller: Goldfinger
War: The Dambusters
Horror: The Wicker Man

For me the list could never be that decisive. My opinions change on a day to day basis. As my friend Baz says it depends what mood you're in and things do seem to change in your life to the extent that a film you once loved you could now loathe.

I would say that the Carry On films are amongst the best British comedy has to offer so I will nominate Carry On Dick. Not sure why this one in particular but I suppose there is a sense of realism amongst the high comic moments of which there are many. It was also the last outing for regulars Sidney James and Hattie Jacques and the last proper performance by Barbara Windsor.

As for romance I don't think you can go far wrong with Gregory's Girl. All right I'm an Altered Images fan so I'm biased towards Clare Grogan but it's the sort of film that could only really be made in Britain. It also gives me hope whenever I feel unloved. The ending is particularly touching.

A Taste Of Honey starring Rita Tushingham was one of the best early 60s films made at a time when social realism was to the fore. It tells the story of a schoolgirl who gets pregnant by a black sailor. A nice little film that doesn't so much educate but inform. There's also great support from Dora Bryan as the girl's mother.

One film that is artistically beautiful to look at is Stanley Kubrick's costume drama Barry Lyndon. At three hours long it may seem a bit of a mouthful but it tells the history of a bit of a Don Juan played by Ryan O' Neal. It's the sort of film I couldn't imagine them being able to make now cos we're all a bit too satisfied with special effects these days.

My favourite film of all time is the Roger Moore thriller The Man Who Haunted Himself . It's hard to say why I enjoy it so much. Perhaps it's cos Roger Moore was a part of my early childhood. As well as being on television in The Persuaders he bought a house near where I lived in North Wales and he shares my father's christian name.

Baz mentioned A Matter Of Life Of Death as being a favourite film of his. It's one of mine too but it's hard to categorize. For want of a war picture in my top films I'll have to go with this. Starring David Niven it's a romantic melodrama set in the war but has a fantasy element too. The scenes set in heaven are filmed in black and white which make the film a sort of reverse The Wizard Of Oz. I don't think Powell and Pressburger ever really made a film quite as brilliant as this again.

Finally I'll have to go for The Company Of Wolves for my favourite horror. It's The Brothers Grimm meets An American Werewolf In London. Angela Lansbury plays grandmother to Little Red Riding Hood. It's spooky and violent and lush and majestic. There's some great cinematography worthy of Jack Cardiff and there's also a cameo from 80s goth chick Danielle Dax as the Wolf Child. What more could you ask for from a film!

So they're my nominations for best British films but you know tomorrow I'll have totally changed my mind. So what's for tea tonight beef burger and chips or...actually that's all I have in. Hmmph!

Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Is Is

Yesterday I picked up the new EP by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Titled Is Is it includes five songs the band have never previously recorded but have regularly performed in concert. There is a CD available but I bought the vinyl version. This format is presented as two 7 inch singles in a gatefold sleeve. Oh a word of warning; A sides play at 33 and a third speed.
Tell Me What Rockers To Swallow is the title of the band's live DVD and is where I first heard the song of the same name. It's almost certainly the best song here. It's accompanied on side one by Kiss Kiss which is a lot more mellow than the first track and shows off Karen O's vocal to the Nth degree. She's like a Karen Carpenter for the No Generation. On the flip we have Down Boy which is an out and out classic which almost takes the band into John Barry mode. It sounds like the theme for a film yet to be made.
Side three features the title track Isis which is like something from an Egyptian epic. I can imagine mummies escaping from tombs and excavators running for their lives. It's melodramatic, heavy and lush all at the same time. At this point I must also praise Nick Zimmer for his masterful guitar playing that doesn't make you miss there not being a bassist.While Brian Chase is a drummer extraordinaire who plays very much in the style of a PiL drummer. No surprise then that the producer is Nick Launay who twiddled the knobs on PiL's Flowers of Romance back in 1981. The final track is 10 x 10 which I also first heard like Rockers and Down Boy on the live DVD. This is where Karen's voice takes centre stage and it's the reason why I think this band are the best band in the world today.

The New Girl In Our Class

The new girl in our class is sitting at the desk right next to mine. Her hair is fair and falls quite neatly onto her shoulders while her skin is quite white with perhaps the merest hint of pink; the glow of her rose red cheeks. Her arms are stretched across her desk and her hands are holding onto the front of it. Her legs are tucked under her chair as she leans forward.

I feel she knows I am looking at her. The merest hint of a sideways glance and I face the front. Suddenly an eraser bounces in my direction. I bend down to pick it up and find that she has already gone for it herself.

'Thank you' she says as I hand it over to her. It was hard paying attention to the lesson after that. I couldn't wait for break to be called so I could talk to her. Well, break did come and in the rush to the door I lost sight of the new girl in our class.

As I walked out of the classroom my eyes were suddenly blinkered by two slightly warm hands. 'Guess who?' came the voice. 'I'm sorry but I don't know your name!', I replied, 'I missed the register being called!' My eyes were uncovered at once and I turned round only to find she had gone.

Sunday Best

Monday I stayed in for most of the day. Picked up fish and chips frozen meal from Iceland and watched some of my recently purchased Blondie Live '99 DVD. When I got to the Egg Alex was there with his friend Claire. Later we were joined by Elly. Show went OK featuring amongst others Amanda, Bombshell, Bryn, Ben, Brian, Ron, Helen, Tim, Adam, Moon Ryder, Hannah, Si and Albert. Also in attendance was Dead Goods co-ordinator Sarah McLennan who was there to support her friend Alison. It was a bit boistrous at times but there were some lovely ladies and it was great to have John Holmes there. No, not that one!

Tuesday I received an e-mail from Knowsley Community Radio saying they'd be happy to have me for a placement. Went to meet Elly, Alex, Colin and Di at Birkenhead shopping centre. While there saw Michelle from Wirral Odes and Joey from Network Theatre. We then went to see Blades Of Glory for Elly's birthday treat. After this we went to Cappucino's for a drink. Me and Alex had a hot chocolate. On the way home the girls wanted to look round Primark while we stood there looking like a pair of lemons. At the band meeting we listened to a tres good version of There's A Ghost In My House recorded last Saturday and Baz gave me a recording of Genesis 6 Of The Best from 1982. Sadly while we talked I received a text from Marti telling me our good friend Daz had died. I never met him but we remained in touch via e-mail on the collapse of The Creatures forum. He was a wonderful person and I'll miss his kind words.

Wednesday I picked up Clash related NME which was full of the usual overrated claptrap I've been used to since Joe Strummer's death. A great band but totally unimportant. Went to see Simon about my work placement but couldn't get hold of KCR by phone. After leaving Terri's lesson which was aimed at the full timers I e-mailed Hywel Evans who said he could organise my placement for mid July. Later I saw Jamie and his friend Paul and we got the bus home.

Thursday at college there was only me and Di in from the Scoobies. Again we worked on our websites which I had a few problems with but once I got into the swing of things I designed several more pages dedicated to Gong, Steve Hillage and Egg. Tonight's Wirral Ode Show saw us digging out our favourite poets. Aaron chose himself. Got a cuddle from Mo then went home.

Friday I wrote to NME about their risible Clash article. Although I enjoyed it it was cliche city and there was much contradiction. Went to meet band in Egg but Kayleigh didn't show. Decided to rehearse Tuesday nevertheless so long as we get rehearsal space. Also saw Delia who looked more beautiful than ever. She has an art exhibition coming up soon. Went to see Alex Moseley later who played me all his recent CD purchases including MC5 and Motorhead.

Saturday was a bit of a bore cos I didn't have much to do. Went to market after which it bucketed down. At home watched Doctor Who which was a bit more enjoyable for a change. A two week break probably did it some good. Aaron phoned to talk about it and also about the 7 Ages Of Rock show that had been on. Alex phoned trying to reach some agreement on rehearsals etc. Thing is we don't know whether we've got the room for Tuesday and for how long we have Kayleigh as she's working that day. Went to bed with much to ponder on.

The Best Of Berlin 1979-1988

One of my favourite compilation albums has to be The Best Of Berlin 1979-1988. If ever an album could said to sum up the career of a band it's this one. The record starts with a previously unreleased recording Blowin' Sky High which I presume was from the Count 3 & Pray sessions as it bears all the hallmarks of that era of the band. It certainly is an explosive way to start such a mouthwatering selection. Next up is the big US hit More Than Words from the album Love Life(1984) which was the first recording the band made with Giorgio Moroder. It probably is the song that was the band's first stepping stone to worldwide success. Like Flames from Count 3 & Pray(1986) was sadly a minor hit in the UK but it has a really catchy melody all the same. Its sister single Take My Breath Away(written and produced by Giorgio Moroder) will always be the record that Berlin are remembered for but at least its more memorable than the film it comes from Top Gun. The calling card of Berlin in the early days was S.E.X.(I'm A...) from their mini album Pleasure Victim(1982). Now It's My Turn also from Love Life was a Stateside single. Masquerade is a bouncy little single from Pleasure Victim which was actually a cover while You Don't Know was the best single they ever released in my opinion that appeared on Count 3 & Pray. Debut single Matter Of Time from 1979 was re-recorded by the band after Terri's initial departure from the band but thankfully it's her vocal here. It shows the electronic roots of the band that gave way to a more rock orientated outfit later on. The Metro from their mini album is perhaps the band's theme tune and is representative of them more than any other song. Will I Ever Understand You is Count 3 & Pray's album opener and to end this collection we have a re-recording of All Tomorrow's Lies from Love Life which from its piano intro onwards is an improvement on the original. If you want to get to know Berlin for anything other than Take My Breath Away I recommend you order a copy of The Best Of Berlin straight away. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.